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My Cold Day in Hell

Mon May 26, 2008, 3:52 PM
Well I started the Morning not having any sleep since I woke up early Friday morning. I tried and tried but no luck. So anyways I start my venture to the bus stop at 4 in the morning. I decided to walk down broadway to avoid pretty much anybody. Funny how some people actually hid from me as I walked down the streets though haha. So I make it to to main and walk by the empty stores which all look creepy as fuck. Something about being in that part of town gave me the chills. Lucky for me, there was this panaderia that just opened and I bought me some Gatorade. I hadnt eaten since earlier the day before. I just couldnt eat so I finally get to the bus stop but I get there about 45 minutes before my Bus came so I headed to the 7-11 and bought me some BBQ flavor twist fritos. Again, I dont each much and just wait for my bus. Luckily, I had my ipod to keep me sane on the bus. I tried sleeping and I even started to drift off I just could not go to sleep.

After four hours, I finally make it to LA. It is now 10:20am and I text a couple of people that I had made it safely. The feeling of being in LA for reals hit me when some dude got crazy with a security person and had to have a few people take care of him. I didnt feel like getting involved with anything so I just chilled outside. George who was gonna give me a ride to the show showed up after awhile which was cool because I got maybe 30 minutes of off and on sleep. We head out of the slums and go eat some bomb ass food. Even there though, people are getting crazy with each other in line haha. We finish up eating and head to his house to chill for awhile while we wait for the show. We head out after a few hours to go pick up his friend and then we try to find the damn place. We all realize that mapquest sucks balls as we head out somewhat in the right direction but for some reason, Mapquest gave us directions to right smack in the middle of Redondo....so we head out to find it our selves. No luck as we hit the beach with no venue in sight. We pass up a taxi and George asks him where the street was and the Taxi guy where the hell the street is. Luckily the guy told us to follow him and he showed us the way. We thanked him and were on our way to the venue. We finally come to it and go pick up the tickets. I stay behind to get some autographs and pictures and talk to some of the wrestlers. We all meet up again just in time for the show.

In true Wrestling fashion the show started late. Suprisingly though, not by much. The Battle Royal started the night and while like others have said, it wasnt grand...it did have some moments. Sexy Chino was by FAR the favorite in the match. Leroy was eliminated way too early for my liking. Luckily, it wasnt the last time he would show up for the night. Every time Chino was close to being eliminated, the Crowd cheered for him to hold on and get back in. When Carnage eliminated Chino....you would not believe the HEAT he got. Around this time, Youth Suicide/Lonestar got a chair and the match got a little more extreme. Carnage gave the stepchild a fire ball to the eyes for an elimination. There was a spot where it looked like Carnage was going for blowing fire from his mouth to Lonestar but something went wrong and there was no fire. Carnage gave a SICK chair shot to the other guy before throwing him out. Finally, Carnage poured fluid onto his arm, lit it up and gave Lonestar a clothesline to the outside. Carnage then got on the mic and said he was gonna give the trophy to D's Mother and the crowd applauded as she held it up.

The Miss Extreme contest started with the judges, Human Tornado, Slymm and Angel coming to ringside. The girls came out and did their thing. Yes, the barbedwire spanking was hot. Fuck you if you dont think so. You must not know me son. Anyways, after most of the girls were run out of the ring by that wrestler chick, Joey backed into Vinnie's wife who was in the corner. Joey ended up grabbing her tits somehow(I think) and so Vinnie came in and they brawled. Joey got on the mic and said he would put himself in the Rev Pro VS XPW match.

Kloss was heading to the ring with Larry FUCKING Rivera alongside him. It was awesome to see him back and they pumped the crowd up for the show. Kaos came out and cut a promo pretty much tearing into Shane Douglas and then Vampiro. I didnt think the match would be on so early but it was on. I have no idea where the lightubes came from but Vampiro just smashed them over Kaos' back and he juiced pretty quickly. They started brawling in the stands for awhile before heading back into the ring. More brawling going back and forth before Kaos hit Vamp with a clothesline that turned Vamp inside out for the win.

After the match, some guy from the back came out to clean the ring. The first sweep he did broke the broom. Crowd shitted on this guy really bad. Chants of "We want Leroy" erupted. It was pretty funny as I thought he just gave up and left after all the boos and shit talking he got.

Angel came out and was handed a cake. We all sang him a happy 19th birthday. GQ interupted and explained how he was injured and couldnt compete. Angel then pointed out how GQ should come out of the closet because he had proof that he was. Angel then had the crew show the picture of Money dressed as a woman. He told Angel he bought him some gifts to make up for it. Angel went down to the ramp and opened a couple of gift before one exploded in his face. GQ disrobed to show off the ugliest outfit I had ever seen. It looked like a uniform of a Gay Olympics. He introduced his new partner...I cant recall his name but it was Bo Cooper....which I think explained some people in the crowd. Anyways, Angel was dominated for most of the match. GQ recieved a bare ass Bronco buster and then a stink face after Cooper knocked Angel into him in the corner. At one point, Angel stuck a dildo in the ass of Cooper who recieved a chant of "You got FUCKED" GQ exited the match to come back out as a camera guy. He got on the apron and shot Angel with a pretty weak explosion/spark and got the pin. GQ and Cooper beat down on Angel to Kraq made his return and cleaned house before tending to Angel. Angel didnt recognize him at first until Kraq put on his shades and funky hat. They reunited in a Macho & Elizabeth-esque moment.

J-love came out to the ring and started complaining about the mess of glass that was still in the ring. Leroy came out with the busted broom and got his "Sweep it up Leroy" chant. J-love came into the ring and started talking about Pogo who came out and attacked Leroy. His No Mercy crew at this point jumped the rails and got the Pogo beatdown. No Clothesline from hell though. Pogo then grabbed this girl who was checking on Leroy and gave his finisher to her. J-love jumped back into the ring and asked Pogo why he was so fat. She then told Pogo she found someone who hated Pogo more than she did. Sandman came out from the Crowd with a case of beers which DSanchez and I started begging for. Sandman came out to no Metallica because of the obvious copyright since this was gonna be taped for a PPV and DVD. Pogo took a few cane shots before he took contol again. He climbed the ropes to go for a splash but Sandman moved out the way. J-love caned Pogo a few times before Sandman hit the russian leg sweep for the win. Sandman opened a beer and did his thing before pouring some onto J-loves chest and having a feast with them. Sandman made his way to the crowd for his beer chugg much to our dismay. As soon as we saw him head to our side, DSanchez and I ran to the back to see if the Sandman would give us some beer. I recieved it first then DSanchez was next. It was an awesome moment for me, especially since I didnt get to have a chance to take a pic with Sandman earlier on. Say what you will about the guy, but he gets the crowd going like no other.

Some drunk guy who was a few seats away from me got ahold of a beer and drank some before spitting it on Guido. Guido kept walking and so the Drunk guy threw the beer can at him. Atlus came over and told the guy he needed a time out (haha) The crowd started a "Let him stay" Chant but no dice. Ron head came out from the back and told Guido he was the announcer. Guido wouldnt leave so....some guy in a tool(the band) shirt came out....I still have no idea who it was. Guido ran his mouth to the guy before the real TOOL came out and gave Guido a odd chokeslam...I blame Guido for it though....fuck that guy

The schedueled tag team match was up next to my suprise. Terry Funk came out told the crowd that he wouldnt allow Sabu compete due to his injury. Sabu then came out and tried to make his way to the ring but Atlas escorted him to the back. Webb and Raven came out seperately before Jimmy and his Partner entered. Raven got upset that Ron Head called Jimmy or his partner Raven...I cant remember who. So Raven took the mic from Ron Head and decided to comment the match. It was pretty fucking funny even when he stepped in and called his moves. The match turned into a brawl. Raven and Jimmy took it to the crowd before returing to the ring. Sabu came back out but again was taken to the back by Atlus. Raven chucked a Chair into Funks head which stayed on. Funk was busted open and Raven tried counting using Funks hand but was stopped before the 3. A table was set infront of us which Webb got setup on. Jimmy's partner did a triple jump onto Webb. Crowd went nuts. I dont even remember seeing the finish actually.

Xpac was the suprise member of Team XPW. He recieved a good pop from the crowd. He wasnt in the best shape but the dude could still move. I noticed the Mr. McPhenom character with CW Anderson (Which I didnt even realize who he was til they jumped the rail and beat up Xpac) sitting next to me and was cutting a promo from the crowd to a camera guy which is probably gonna be shown on the DVD or whatever. Disco got the win while Xpac was held on the outside. Xpac fought his way back into the ring and gave X-factors to CW and McPhenom before humping McPhenoms head after covering it with his sport coat. Xpac got on the mic and told the crowd he was back from the dead and even pointed out his beer gut.

The Three way match with Luke, Scorpio and Evans was next. Match did not dissapoint. Jack hit his trademark moves and the crowd loved it. One sick spot was Scorpio had Jack in a waistlock so Luke gave Scorpio s waistlock and gave scorpio a german suplex. Jack was lifted aswell and was dropped right on his head. Luke made Scorpio tap while Jack was on the outside. Evans got into Lukes face and told him he that Luke couldnt pin him.

The Westsiderz came to the ring cut a promo and Mr. California came out with some other guy and started a really bad 5 minutes that seemed to go on forever. New Jacks music started and out came the Gangstas. They brawled with the Westsiderz before they took off. Mr. mechanic and his partner got the royal beating instead. New Jack brought that fat guy to the back and forked him for awhile. It was hard to see even as I stood on the bleachers. A camera guy came through the crowd screaming "Get the Fuck out of the way Mother Fuckers!!" which I thought was pretty funny. Everyone came back to the ring before the two bastards crawled away. New Jack got on the Mic and started telling stories about how he and Mustafa started out. He slammed Paul E and said the reason why he never went to the WWE. Jack mentioned how he didnt get ass raped in jail and he'd be damned if he got raped in the ass working for Vince. 99% of the crowd was cheering New Jack while two jackasses in the crowd on different sides wanted to talk shit. Jack told the crowd he was leaving the wrestling business and to watch the TV because he's gonna be a million dolla n****. Jack recieved "Thank you New Jack" chants as he celebrated with his wife and a few other Wrestlers.

Supreme VS Necro was all I hoped for. The crowd was WAY pumped for the match. You could just feel the intensity in the place. Necro and Supreme were both the crowd favorites as the match was just about the showdown and how hardcore both guys are. The guys did a few teases after locking up a few times. Necro gave Supreme a stiff headbutt that gave a sick thud. First light tube shot came after Supreme to a bump into a bed of rat traps (although I couldnt really see it from my side) Necro held a light tube to Supremes head and bashed his head onto it. Favorite spots were Supreme giving Necro an over the head belly to belly onto one of the Tables wrapped in barbed wire and light tubes right infront of us. Necro gave Supreme a Side Russian leg sweep from the ring to another table covered in barbed wire and light tubes on the other side. Most cringe worthy was Necro running with a barbed wire wrapped chair to Supreme who was in the corner. Supreme grabbed a bucket of tacks and threw them onto the floor which Necro ran onto bare foot. Supreme set Necros feet on the tacks and then stomped on them which got a "You Sick Fuck" Chant. Lots of light tube shots, chair shots, biting and stiff shots all around. End came when Supreme hoisted Necro over his back and Supreme landed ontop of him with Lightubes and tacks on the canvas. Supreme and Necro shook hands and hugged after the match. A few wrestlers came out to celebrate with Supreme which ended the show.

Overall, while not the best show XPW had...I had a REALLY good fucking time. Lots of memorable moments for me. I can tell it didnt go exactly how they wanted with Sabu not able to wrestle and other people not being with reports I've read. It seemed that they were building storylines so more shows seem to be on the way.


While waiting for the Deathmatch to be set I head outside and was about to get some booze some people had in some Gatorade bottles since the place was didnt serve any. I thanked the dude and was feeling quite good with the little pick me up I needed. Anyways, we headout and we still have 2 hours before my bus ride home so we decide to head downtown again and eat. This place was REALLY good. The soda rocked, the food rocked....it just sucked that I wasnt really hungry. I made myself finish it even though I wanted to just box it up for later. It was that fucking good haha. So we head out and George fills up on gas....some homeless dude walks up and just starts cleaning the windshieild even after asked not to....dude was just mumbling or speaking in tongues...creepy. So we know we're close when all the buildings start looking crappy and see random dudes just standing on corners...not even talking to each other...just standing there. Funny thing I saw was some dude in a business suit...trying to walk away from this homeless lady haha...he wasnt running from her, just backing away. looked like something went down beforehand to cause that....

So we get to the station and thank George and his friend for the super hospitality and everything. I try to pass the hour I have left by playing some Video Games. Bastards took out the King of Fighters game that they had the last time I was there. My bus arrives and luckily I got to sit alone unlike the ride the morning before and finally got an hour or two of sleep. I arrived at 7 in the morning and my trip was officially over. I got home thanks to my sister and crashed the fuck out thankfully.

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: TV
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: COPS
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: some chicken!
  • Drinking: some kool-aid

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